If a mute person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
