Whos Better/cooler/who'd kick whos ass?

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james21
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Post by james21 »

Just been having a usual Friday afternoon at my 'busy' office. Having a intellectual debate with my colleague here and I thought I could see what you guys think.

Who do you reckon is better/cooler/who'd kick whos ass, Spiderman or Superman? I am swaying towards spiderman at the moment only because the chick in that is way hotter than Lois Lane so I need some better reasons other than the hotness of the girls. It's pretty close, Spiderman has spider senses but superman can travel faster than a speeding bullet.

(wasting time at work, had you not already guessed)

James :rolleyes:
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charlieannear
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Post by charlieannear »

Should a tear in the fabric of reality allow Spiderman to enter Superman's universe (or vice versa) and they come into confrontation by the cliche that both think the other is a baddie, Superman would kick Spiderman's ass to the moon and back. Superman is virtually invulnerable whereas Spiderman is just a kid with the relative strength and agility of a spider. His Spiderwebbing would hold Superman for about half a second, should Superman decide to move slow enough to be webbed.
Obvious!

However, Superman is a total square so Spiderman wins on the 'cool' stakes. :lol:
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Post by toot »

Superman is very cool! Spiderman is an impetuous child but Superman is smarter and better natured.

As Clark he is cooler too in that geeky way.
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charlieannear
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Post by charlieannear »

OK I have to agree with you there.

I bet he listens to Country & Western music though...
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Post by paul_y3k »

ahh but you are forgetting 'super CC man'

he's able to get his car fixed in one visit !

ok ok I know thats just not realistic
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james21
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Post by james21 »

I may have probably heard this joke. Sorry! It still makes me laugh.

Superman is leisurly flying around minding his own business when he spots wonder women on the top of a skyscraper with her legs spread wide open wearing only a smile. Superman spots his opportunity

"I bet I can fly right down there, do the business, and finish before wonder women even realises what happens" he thought to himself

So in swoops superman, faster than a speeding bullet. Finishes the job and shoots off. 8)

Wonderwoman jumps up startled.

"What the f?#! was that" :shock:

The Invisable man replies "I don't know but my arse hurts like hell!" :?
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