Harold Shipman Jokes

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Post by Nobby »

What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?

Neither of them can finish a sentence.



Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied.....

It was OK but he could've murdered a nan.




They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro.

Title: The Old Dear Hunter.



Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads -

"I can't go on. I've run out of patience."



The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club.

He said: "He had a lethal jab".
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