Greatly Wanted !!!!!

orange52 · Post by **orange52** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:08 pm

Blonde or Brunette (not fussy) around 5' 6" with a bubbly personality and between 18 & 25 !

NICE !!

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:38 pm

what about my misses. i am open to offers.

we can also arrange a part ex deal on an older model. or even a rental agreement. :rolleyes:

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 10:02 pm

oi mate i said first dibs on ya misses

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 10:06 pm

lol join the auction.

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:05 pm

What about us females looking for a man?
Only firemen need apply!

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 7:10 pm

i got the hose (know what i mean) :rolleyes:

orange52 · Post by **orange52** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 9:36 am

Think I've started something here

rob · Post by **rob** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 12:40 pm

is it true then that

Firemen....

come quick

have a big chopper

have a longer hose

orange52 · Post by **orange52** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 1:40 pm

Only get paid Â£6.20 per hour - Give 'em a damn pay rise !!

rob · Post by **rob** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 4:27 pm

they have my backing

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sat Oct 26, 2002 12:27 am

they do an important and dangerous job but 30k and 40% is a bit much. if that's what you get paid to play pool etc.. as you wait on a fire then sign me up

CB · Post by CB » Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:19 pm

Firemen are the best Volleyball players in the world you know?

Anyway - heres my opinion for what its worth......

If you choose a career in the "service" type of work (ie one where if you did not do your job, peoples lives are at risk) for example, Fireman, Policeman, Ambulanceman, Army, Navy, Airforce, Coastguard, you should FORFEIT the right to strike. I speak as someone currently serving in HM Forces and it was part of my contract when i joined up to waive this right. I feel the same should apply to our emergency services....I have many friends in the military who have been called up to man the armys ageing Green Goddess Fire Appliances, who have been sent away from their homes and loved ones to live in regional TA centres during these strikes. As if they don't spend enough time away anyway (did you know there is still a military presence in the Falkland Islands, Sierra Leone, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Bosnia, Croatia - i could go on)
Anyway - God help any of you if you find yourself needing assistance from the fire brigade during these strikes and a military team with BASIC training comes to assist you.....badly equipped and paid considerably less than these hard done by firemen. If you - god forbid - have an accident in your lovely car and need cutting out, be reassured by the fact that NONE of these military crews will be equipped with cutting gear (the fire brigade have decreed we will not be allowed to use any of their specialist gear - nice one!)
If ever there was a more apt use of the phrase "Don't play with fire" i've yet to hear it.....
{Lecture ends}

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 7:52 pm

hmm nice one Greg! That essay almost rivals one of mine, though more eloquently put of course

now getting back to the humour...

CB · Post by CB » Tue Oct 29, 2002 8:23 pm

i do tend to get on my soapbox from time to time.....
now - anyone fancy giving me a 40% payrise? Please. Anyone?

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 11:14 pm

Well I think they do a dangerous job and can't believe they get paid so much less than tube drivers. End of my soapbox.

PS And they're so much more georgeous! Yummy